Purr Verse

Purr Verse

Give me a mole or a moose or a mouse,
Make it quite small, or as big as a house,
Buy me a bear or a big ol' black bat,
But I beg you please, 
Do not give me a cat!

Mail me a whale or a wart hog or worm,
Something that crawls or that creeps or can squirm,
Pass me a buck! Send a hare out of place,
Or do a bad tern, 
But a cat I can't face!

A snake I can take, (though I quake at the thought),
Or a skunk or a hunk of some "gross" thing you've caught,
An eel or an owl or a newt or a gnat,
Or some fleas, if you please, 
Just don't give me a cat!

However, there's one thing that I dislike more
And that is a rat! Oh, a rat I'd abhor!
If I found just one little rat in my flat,
I know what I'd do -
I'd go get me … a cat!
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Watt Avatar
November 16, 2020 at 3:57 PM
Mary, this is so clever and fun! Loved your title and the way you built up to your surprise ending. Also enjoyed all the internal rhymes (snake/take/quake) and alliterations (bear/big/black/bat). Your rhythm just trips off the tongue in a playful way. I enjoyed this very much and am putting it in my faves. Enjoy your day ~ John
Dembeck Avatar
November 16, 2020 at 5:53 PM
Oh my gosh! THANK YOU sooo much for your kind, lovely comments, John. You made my day! God bless and take care. Mary :)
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