Psycho Babble

My Yin and my Yang are at odds with one another I place the blame for my Oedipus Complex squarely on the shoulders of my mother I cannot be held responsible for the mistakes I make each day The flaws in my character are baked into my DNA. Maslow's Hierarchy establishes priorities from which I cannot change My interpretation of Rorschach's inkblots suggest I am deranged I respond to certain stimuli much the same as Pavlov's dog I hear voices from inside my head but cannot follow the dialogue. Schrodinger's cat may be dead or alive, the same is true for my libido Sigmund Frued would say that is because my Id is subservient to my Super-Ego I am sorry but our time is up, according to the clock upon the wall You integrated some of my personalities, but you did not get them all.