Problem-Solution

Oh crap they taste bad like old spit
I cleaned them with pumice and grit
With extra effort they don’t fit

Maybe they are bent too

How about your’s, are they perfect?
Check twice, imperfect I suspect
Let me know if there’s a defect

If broken I have glue

Your’s also failed? Best put them down
This predicament makes me frown
I’ll meet you later near downtown

Bring dentures, mine for you
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Miller Avatar
September 1, 2023 at 8:00 AM
very funny, congratulations.
Merryman Avatar
August 30, 2023 at 2:00 PM
Congrats on your win in the contest, James! A creative take on the contest! Blessings, Kim M
Kendrick Avatar
August 30, 2023 at 3:09 AM
Congratulations on your winning work in Charles' contest. Way to go. Funny but not funny. Sara
Alex Avatar
August 29, 2023 at 6:20 AM
"Bring dentures, mine for you" - Interesting writing. Congratulations!
Messina Avatar
August 29, 2023 at 5:11 AM
I got a kick out of this one, James. "Love the ending." Done well, my friend. Congratulations on your win! Charlie
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