Private Party

College party red cups all across the room. we caught each others eye. Inbetween dances if eyes were a camera they'd be caught in zoom. I know you came here with another guy. Sixfoot four football player. Tried to say whats up but blockhead just told me hey jerk dont even try. But when the doors locked the window will always work. Time to make ya smile and make your roomate smirk. We'll stay up allnight andi dont mean watching laurel and hardy. Just put a tie on the door handle. Cause this a private party. No people no chips and cheap beer. Will play hide in seek in the dark. Honey iI hate to say it's no aciddent i just grabbed your rear. Just as the real fun had just begun sombody kicked in the door. It was that linebacker and his band of unmerry knuckleheads All pissed off and standing six foot four. Punches thrown and more than feelings were hurt as my private party came to abrupt end. Thrown from a window. Impaled on a garden gnome Does anyone have a hopital they can reccomend. At the ER I met this hot nurse. Who had a mini pharmacy hidden in her purse. I knew it wasnt good when she gave me a pill and said Oh no. got put in the nut ward spent the night talkin to my left toe. Caught a ride home with my best friend Marty. He said man what caused all this. And I replyed I was trying to have a private party