Privacy Please

I stopped beneath an old oak tree But all the squirrels kept staring at me So I walk a little further down the road When I came across a nosey old toad Where do I go, where can I hide From all these creatures lurking outside? I stopped to smell the flowers and what did I see? A great big black and yellow bumble bee Once again I decide to move on When I stumble over a garden gnome I thought I had made it until I heard The chirp chirp, tweet tweet of a bad singing bird Why are these creatures staring at me I'm never gonna find a place to pee