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I stopped beneath an old oak tree
But all the squirrels kept staring at me

So I walk a little further down the road
When I came across a nosey old toad

Where do I go, where can I hide
From all these creatures lurking outside?

I stopped to smell the flowers and what did I see?
A great big black and yellow bumble bee

Once again I decide to move on
When I stumble over a garden gnome

I thought I had made it until I heard
The chirp chirp, tweet tweet of a bad singing bird

Why are these creatures staring at me
I'm never gonna find a place to pee
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Devonshire Avatar
July 15, 2010 at 5:42 PM
"We're watching you," they all whisper threateningly. Why not just give them "something to talk about." Relieve yourself, my friend. LOL Carolyn
Taylor Avatar
July 15, 2010 at 3:05 PM
LOL. No sense getting pi---d about it. Enjoyed. Thanks for you comment, Buddy. Ralph
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