Porky Pete Pessert the Pirate King

He ate six bunches of bananas for dessert
A pirate king, named Porky Pete Pessert.
For lunch he would have six sandwiches or so.
If a chicken walked by, it would soon be full of woe.

He could eat a chicken raw and did it sometimes.
Porky Pete ate coal and opals from the diamond mines.
He was an eater who never turned any food away.
I saw him eating two llamas just yesterday.
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