Popping His Cork

    Sick to death of popping his cork

     ~ Ralph plugged it up with paregoric
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Date: 9/30/2024 8:52:00 AM
Ralph has problems Gershon lol.
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Date: 9/29/2024 4:50:00 PM
another smart move, gershon! me likes this...
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/29/2024 8:11:00 PM
Me real glad, Nette! Have'm cookie now! ~ Cookie Monster
Date: 9/28/2024 10:32:00 AM
How did you know my husband Ralph so very well!LOL -))this was very clever. My naill to you keeps bouncing back. Just wanted you to know!! Merci, Pangie Beryl’s comment showed her amusing side. . Three cheers for Beryl.
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Panagiota Romios
Date: 9/30/2024 4:15:00 PM
Nope, never saw that show. Sorry.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/29/2024 8:08:00 PM
I knew your husband because 'Ralph' was 'The Great American Hero!' (Ever see that show? It was a stinging spoof of 'Superman.' My kids used to love watching Ralph 'clumsy-crash-land in it in the mid-80's).
Date: 9/27/2024 10:58:00 PM
Ralph disappeared without trace, the paregoric sent him soaring into space… Beryl
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/29/2024 8:15:00 PM
Belching and grepsing. ~ Y ET Burp
Date: 9/27/2024 7:39:00 PM
Oh my!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/29/2024 8:15:00 PM
Lions and Tigers and Bears, O my!
Date: 9/27/2024 7:35:00 PM
I don't know that last word but I bet it makes your couplet a riot!
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Date: 9/27/2024 4:04:00 PM
Ha!! Ha!! I wonder how that worked out. Can a person obtain paregoric anymore? Sara K
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