Poop

The first time I realized action speaks louder than words 
Is that time on the toilet when out came a turd

I squeezed, I forced 
went so long almost got divorced

This turd is terrible, It changing my life
And my sense of smell, it will never be right

OMG no, its everywhere
How do I clean this, OMG IS THAT HAIR

My wife is gonna kill me
Unless this smell willingly

Knocks her out and gives me time
To run away and cross that state line
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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June 8, 2010 at 3:14 AM
This is so crazy, i placed an image on the whole situation. Run poet run. LmFaO, stay cool,..Sidney LeeAnn
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