Polycarp and Baseball Cap

I've just spoken with Polycarp About his bright red baseball cap I'd swear is his main handicap: His wish to keep wearing the cap While to Tennis Ball he is Pap And equally does football 'tap'; His donning of a baseball cap A conflict and misguiding map You rely on and your strength sap, Because of the capital gap Between him and a baseball cap... Game he'd lose to to who's had a nap Or just finished singing a rap And with avid fans had a snap... The whole wished drama a self trap For tennis games not receive call, Among footballers not grow tall.