Political Correctness

Has the world gone completely mad All the words we've been using Are quickly changing, it's so sad I am a woman Feminine as can be I still call a spade a spade And a she a she It does not offend me Or cause me any strife I am still a person I am my Husband's Wife I am independent and unique as well Since I was born a female I'm delighted I am a girl I do not feel my gender is for others to debate Have they nothing on their agenda Of which we people can relate There must be many others That think the same as I It makes no sense of lots of things And you start thinking why Are they interfering in this unnecessary direction I'm quite happy as they were familiar and perfection ps A thought has just occurred to me I wonder how it would be If you could no longer call an E mu an Emu But Personmu or She (TeeHee!!!!!!)