Police chase the Rudolph Poser
The Rudolph poser got away from the police
They chased her but she blended into the ice, as fleece
She cannot get away with it, a detective said with a snap
But they caught up with her because she had taken a nap.
How dare you pretend to be Rudolph, the detective said.
Rudolph poser was groggy; she laid back down her head.
When did you say you were Rudolph? Asked another.
She didn’t ever say it said her cousin, uncle, aunt and mother.
Then how can we arrest her for posing as Rudolph? Asked the Popo.
You can’t stated Santa with a friendly “ho ho ho”.
Who started this rumor? Because it is a lie.
They backed off immediately; according to Dwarf Guy.
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