P.O.E.T.D.E.S.T.R.O.Y.E.R.S Slam

Please, Please, Please proceed to exit left stage,
Or at least make this battle worth my time.
Every word, forming every rhyme,
Tells me that your "thoughts" belong in a cage.
Draw a line down the middle of the page,
Explaining on one side all of your crimes.
Scrub your pallet clean, removing the grime,
To earn all that "COMPLIMENTARY" wage.
Reach around the other side of that line,
Or proceed to make this list in your head.
You should list slams that are as good as mine,
Even if you repeat each word I said.
Really, you should just read the warning signs,
Since your career is just as good as dead.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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A  Avatar
October 7, 2015 at 8:00 AM
LOL, glad Linda thought this was funny... SKAT
Mister Roboto Avatar
March 17, 2011 at 9:23 AM
213 Rip to the Great NateDOGG.
D. Avatar
October 15, 2010 at 11:02 AM
lol, my friend how am i supose to comment this one. Now where is the slam, keep it cool.
Brown Avatar
October 1, 2010 at 6:47 AM
What an excellent write enjoyed reading Doc. Have a wonderful weekend. Love, Carol
Conway Avatar
September 30, 2010 at 6:27 PM
Nice Slam Dakarai!~Tirzah~
Dietrich Avatar
September 30, 2010 at 6:09 PM
Well, this is something rare to see!
A   Avatar
September 30, 2010 at 12:31 PM
he he he he he! LoL, where is my slam.. gurrrrrrr lol,, i want my slam,,,ha ha ha ha .. your buddy P.D.
Cobb Avatar
September 30, 2010 at 12:29 PM
The SONNET MAN shoots an ACROSTIC bullet. Hope you can make it to the DOCtor in time to save your life P.D. LOL.
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