Plaque Attack Congratulatory Poetic Award

Get a plaque...
Jack...
Or take it all back!
This verbal attack is crap and that...
Is quite whacky cut me some slack, 
While stacking the racked up bratty, 
Dilapidated orations for some duration, 
As a slap happy mapped tap-dancing clad grad fad, 
Becomes shat wrapped in cat hats tatted with phat ratty slatted fads, 
Madly jabbed as rattling a bad tad of an agitated yet stated NOT hated but mauled tall tale, 
On sale for a scaled yet derailed mailer daemon, 
Sailing into the screwy new brew boosted roost of a hoot for a few, 
Because that is what one should do, 
Breaking records and all of that.  
Matter of fact from the view I knew to accrue where I just sat, 
Rattling a battle of dabbed scabs for words slurred as some cure to be endured for allure, 
Still, NOT quite on tour for sure as the viewing of such recorded award-winning boars, 
Should bring about themselves a new kind of uproar meant for door opening, 
To be coped with or hoped for galore at the sound of the nouns engraved in a savory way, 
With your name on it with the sonnet that might say, 
Way to slay, 
Hooray, 
If I so myself would say, 
Before I get any more gray in the weird beard from whence these scurried, nerdy words came, 
Still, it is quite insane a named thing like the vein game you vainly tamed, 
Would arraign such a cranial brain drain of fame all the same as far as what I be saying stained.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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