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Planet Earth I Say

She’s a wily one.  Watch out!
There is a tornado coming, Tornado Tressa.
She is feral, ferocious, fierce, filled with fury.
Tread lightly, better yet, hole up in a ditch or a basement.
A paw comes out, tearing up my white sock.
Then I hear a small meow. Good grief.
Is this what they are talking about? 
Apparently none of these Venusites have seen a cat before!
They think it’s a tornado for some odd reason.
I offer to take care of it for all the plutonium I can get into my space ship.
Mission is a huge success.
I wave happily.
Check my gauges.
Adjust my mirrors.
“Planet Earth,” I say to my MegaBlaster.
Plutonium Princess curls up on a pillow and sleeps all the way back
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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August 29, 2019 at 10:35 PM
LOL... This was fun. I had to laugh and read it twice. hehe... Ann
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August 30, 2019 at 7:05 AM
I loved writing it. I adore having these moments of "what if" and "oh, yes! That!"
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