Pirate Woman Outfoxes Wildebeest

Woman Pirate hit a tiny snag Wildebeest boyfriend was a drag. He made her walk the plank. Ship was caught in a current’s crag. So she picked up a dirty rag. Gave him a little spank. Wildebeest snapped at her full force. roaring with his great mouth of course. she was smart and stepped aside. I frankly cannot tell my source But she came out on top of course. Beast long gone, in ocean wide.