Mike Dailey Poet Rhyme

Pigeons Du Jour

Pigeons Du Jour

Coming soon to your city
Birds that poop soap
Not yet in production
But researchers hope
To modify pigeons
With a new bio-brick
In synthetic bacteria
That somehow will stick
To fats in their system
And then lower PH
Turning poop into soap
I know you can’t wait
With statues eroding
From years of decay
These soap pooping pigeons
Just might save the day
And if you get bombed
By a pigeon in flight
Your clothes will get cleaner
Or I think that they might

For this story about pigeons
And the soap they might poop
You can thank Uncle Mike
For another news scoop

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Ilene Bauer January 23, 2013 at 7:06 PM i meant - you've given ME (not my!). forgive the typo.............

Ilene Bauer January 23, 2013 at 7:05 PM thank you, uncle mike! you've given my a much-appreciated chuckle, as usual! Mike Dailey January 24, 2013 at 8:51 AM A chuckle, I'll take it Your comments are great But read my new poem And check what's on your plate