Phunky Danky Doodle Stank On Drippy Stank On
kelp seaworty here!
this is the seaworthy report!
THEY WANTED SOMETHING DIFFERENT
THEY WANTED SOMETHING RIGHT
SOMETHING THAT COULD TAKE THE STALNESS AWAY
THEY GOT WHAT THEY WANTED
AND MAYBE A LITTLE MORE THAN THEY HAD ASKED.
THEY OPENED THE SHOW WITH A RANTING
MEMBER OF THE CHAMPIONSHIP COMMITY SPEAKING TO THE UDEINCE.
HE BOUGHT OUT THE WORLD TAGTEAM CHAMPIONS
HE TOLD THEM TO PREPARE FOR
THE BACKLASH THEY HAD STIRRED UP BY
FALLING TO DEFEAT IN A NON-TITLED MATCH AGAINST A WELL
UN-NAMED TEAM OF JOBBERS.
" WE CAN'T HAVE THE BEST TAGTEAM IN THE WORLD BRAGGING ON NATIONAL TELEVISION: WHEN THEY CAUSED US TO WRITE A CHECK TO PEOPLE WHO HAD NEVER SEEN MORE THAN FOUR FIGURES ON A SINGLE DOCUMENT BEFORE"
THEY EARNED IT! THEY DESERVED IT!
AND NOW YOU ARE GOBNNA GET WHAT YOU DESERVE!"
HE ANNOUNCED THAT IN A TWO BOWLS WERE 20 NAMES.
THE SAME NAMES IN EACH BOWL.
IN BOWL NUMBER ONE HE ADDED, THE NAMES OF ONE OF THE TAGTEAM CHAMPIONS,
MAKING IT 21 NAMES IN EACH BOWL.
IF I PULL OUT ONE OF YOUR NAMES YOU WILL PARTNER WITH THE SECOND DRAW.
IF NEITHER NAME IS RETREIVED FROM THE BOWL, YOU WILL HAVE TO DEFEND AGAINST THE TWO NAMES FROM BOTH BOWLS,
BY CHANCE THE SAME NAME APPEARS, THE GENTLEMEN WHO'S NAME APPEARS WILL DRAW HIS OWN PARTNERS NAME FROM BOWL NUMBER TWO.
AFTER THE COMMERCAIL BREAK, THE COMMITY MEMBER DREW ONE NAME.
IT WAS A THE NAME OF
" biG dANK
AND THEN THEY DREW THE NEXT NAME, THE MAN PAUSED, TRYING TO CREATE A MYSTERY OR SOMETHING, WELL
HE SPOKE THE NAME OF nELSON fRANKS AND THE CROWD LAUGHED AND THEN BEGAN TO BOO.
WHO THE HELL IS NELSON FRANKS.
WELL THE ANNOUCER BEGAN THE INTRODUCTIONS.
ANNOUCING THE TAGTEAM CHAMPIONS FIRST
THEY AWAITED THE COIMPETION.
THE AUDEINCE RECOGNIZED ONE MEMEBR OF THE CHALLENGERS
BUT THEY DIDN'T RESPOND WELL TO THE OTHER.
AS THE MATCH WAS STARTED NELSON TOOK THE RING
WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT. BUT WHEN THEY ACTION STARTED AND THEN TEN MINUTES INTO THE MATCH WE REALIZED THIS MAYBE THE GREATEST WRESTLER ON THE PLANET.
THE NEW TEAM DEFEATED THE TAG CHAMPIONS IN 17 MINUTE AND 39 SECONDS. INTRODUCTING A NEW ERA IN TAGTEAM WRESTLING!
THIS IS KELP SEAWORTHY WITH THE SEAWORTHY REPORT!
Copyright © Allan Terry | Year Posted 2019
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