Pet-Sit Panics

"Pet Sit"

When one is involved in  “Pet-Sit Panic,”
And all goes wrong you become quite frantic.
  Bull dog mated Pekinese,
  The union contacted fleas.
Simple mistakes, but  problems gigantic.

Just no way to hid all the evidence.
Pekinese scratching while climbing a fence. 
  The bull dog has swooned,
  Barking at the moon,
Homesteading the front door, bolting against. 

The only thing left in this race of mine,
Getting passed a swooning bull dog’s front line.
  Female gnawing and scratching,
  As embryos attaching, 
Make haste to the vet. for a pill in time.

For: Pet-Sit Panic
In Honor of: Sharon Tideswell

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 9/24/2010 8:01:00 AM
goodness, dogs are so full of childlike behavior! Light & Love and if you might add a comment on my blog I would appreciate it?
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Date: 8/29/2010 3:36:00 AM
Dear John long time no read ... I think this might be about the fifth pet poem ive read this week lol good luck in the comp ... love Jayne x x
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Date: 8/28/2010 9:25:00 AM
Hehe, great entry for the "Pet sit panic" contest John, hope you are enjoying your weekend ~ Wilma
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Date: 8/27/2010 11:58:00 PM
this is excellent, i've read some of the contest entries, wow, going to be interesting, judging this. Good luck, this is up with the best, my opinion of course! Harry
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Date: 8/27/2010 2:15:00 PM
Good luck in the contest with this ingenuitive write that reads like a winners' circle to me..Thanks for stopping by my blog and commenting with your thoughtfulness. Sara
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Date: 8/27/2010 12:38:00 PM
do they have a morning after pill for pets?? LOL My capricorn friend--how have you been?
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Date: 8/27/2010 11:05:00 AM
John, the comments left by Jan Williams on my poems were similar to those left on others' poems as well. I'm not upset. I just blocked her and reported her to Soup Admin. I told Dane Ann to do the same. Love you, Carolyn
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Date: 8/26/2010 8:00:00 PM
Soup mail returned, John.
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Date: 8/26/2010 4:54:00 PM
pets can go crazy without a clue why. thats why all dogs need a leash. you just never know these days. . ~Always&Forever Lynette
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Date: 8/26/2010 10:18:00 AM
Soup mail, John
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Date: 8/26/2010 8:49:00 AM
Very funny Moses.. good luck in the contest... enjoyed a funny write today as we are airborne at the moment.. need all the laughs possible..haha..
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Date: 8/25/2010 10:10:00 PM
LOL I can just imagine a bulldog and a Pekinese mating, John. Then the bulldog protectively surrounds the Pekinese giving birth. I'd be panicking too, John! Enjoyed your triple limerick. Best wishes in the contest, dear friend. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 8/25/2010 8:14:00 PM
nice one, enjoyed reading your entry for the contest, good luck..P.D.
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