Perps On Planes

Passengers on planes who balk At following the rules Should not be seen as harmless, Merely acting out like fools. For disobeying mandates, Flying trapped up in the air, Is a risky proposition, Which to seatmates is unfair. A threat to flight attendants, Fellow passengers or crew Should make flying, for the perpetrators, Totally taboo. Arresting those offenders Who cause on-board stress and strife Isn’t punishment enough – they should Be cuffed, then banned for life.