Perception
Recently discovered an official White House report on the events that took place on
December 15, 2009 Titled (Yellow brick road)) posted by Wikileaks.
The report exposed that there had been an accidental releasing of an experiment virus at a
Class 5 military research lab known as Emerald City located in Oz Kansas .The Anti M virus
upon inhalation temporally caused color blindness, and altered depth perception. The White
House declared a state of emergency for the entire State of Kansas ordering the closing of
all public and private schools.
The National Guard had been activated, and President Barack Obama said "It was for traffic
control purposes."
The following day Avatar premiered at theaters and received rave reviews all across the
country, but not in the State of Kansas, where movie goers were walking out in droves,
demanding refunds. One patron a member of the Lollypop Guild echoed the sentiments of the
outraged crowd leaving the Toto Theater, he was quoted as saying. “The greatest movie
ever, when monkeys fly, it’s the worst B movie I’ve ever seen.”
In light of the recently obtained Wikileaks information the producers of the movie, Avatar,
have filed a class action law suit against the government in Federal Court
Pertaining to the large release of the color blind virus at Oz Kansas on Dec.15, 09
Sighting that the government had negligently pulled back the curtain infringing upon the
movie maker’s right to fool the public.
In a previously recorded interview, taken at HOLLYWOOD’S Ruby Slipper gala one of the
producers gave this comment; “We had the Heart and Courage to make it all along. Even
though it’s really nothing more then a futuristic Cowboy and Indian flick. So we spent a third
world’s yearly budget on special effects. When you add that much glitz and glam to a dog
and pony show people will be convinced; it’s a night at the opera.”
The United States Government settled out of court earlier today with the producers of the
movie Avatar, for an undisclosed amount of money. A good source inside the bubble AKA
Glinda, leaked information that the amount could be in excess of $500 million dollars. With no
pending appeals following the (Yellow brick road) incident, the Brains behind Avatar will be
clicking his heels happily ever after.
Written by D. Gale
for The Kansas City Cyclone
Article title: A Horse of a Different Color
Source The Wizard of Oz
Copyright © Edwin Baldwin | Year Posted 2011
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