Peanuts

my bowling
ball needs
to be buffed
i need to get
a strike

my baseball
needs spit
to throw a
three thrown
strike

you're
out in one
game but
in in another
so lets take a look

at our ball
games so
we properly
can keep
score

though we've
already mentioned
the ball of base
lets take another
look

first base
second base
and a home run
have always held
the ball in a sexual way

so now say
basketball where
it's sounding good
that i'm dribbling but
it's bad to double dribble

and scoring can
be a net or a hoop
even one or another
a rim shot but a dunk 
sinks the sunk deeper

then there's
football already
off to a great start
if you adore feet and
some terms seem to keep

the sport
agreeable
with a touch
down sounding
so soft and cuddly

and
instead
of inches they
talk in measurements
of yards while everyone 
seems to be going for the

goal 
line which
sounds fine but
lets look at another
that the world has now

embrassed
soccer which
sounds great from
the start just being named
suggestively that i simply can

and should
sock her hum
lets delve deeper
terminology tells all
so in soccer we must

get a goal
by which the
ball is moved by
a player's head or
by kicking with feet

sounds
rather bdsm
but then mine are
not them my eggs love
to slowly be licked to score
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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April 30, 2019 at 7:28 PM
A Pyramid of fun reads...way to stack-em Jeff...happy stacking...^WW^...{*J*}
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