Pat's Cat

there once was a cat who sat, and he sat like a king, in his hat a king, so very fat was this cat in his hat as he sat. his owner, named Pat saw him sit, as he sat so still, not e'en a rat would notice him in his hat as he sat so very fat was this cat in his hat. neither bat nor gnat could understand that which sat as he sat by the door on a mat that cat in his hat so fat as he sat. Pat thought him a brat for, as a king, he sat not bothered to chat with fish or with rat he only sat with his fat in a hat on his mat. one day he begat the babies of that which are female and cat in frustration, Pat spat at the cat on the mat in the hat. no longer round was the cat rather, her belly was flat like a queen, she now sat surrounded by that which came of the fat in the cat on the mat who sat in her hat mistaken for a tomcat.