Patient Zero

My name is Patient Zero Just Zero if you please I’m here to spread my message Dripping with disease I’m here to take all credit And zero of the blame The virus is stupidity And Zero is my name My name is Patient Zero I told you once before Add my number to itself And then you’ll know the score I make it all so easy You won’t have to think no more Just get down with the sickness And open up the door I’m Zero, I’m your hero Leave it all to me I will make you wealthy, Strong and safe and free If you feel unhealthy That’s just conspiracy Ignore any evidence To the contrary They call me Patient Zero But there’s no time to wait Practice social distancing From everyone we hate Raise your hand, salute my flag Praise my military I’m absolutely zero My country ‘tis of me