Pastor Parker Preaches
Pastor Parker Preaches
Pastor Allen Parker
Is certainly not a prude
Though Pastor Allen Parker
Preaches in the nude
When it’s winter in Virginia
And his skin is turning blue
Pastor Allen Parker’s pews
Are occupied by few
But when the summer crowd rolls in
With their bodies golden tan
The pews are overflowing
And some men proudly stand
I’ve never been a nudist
Don’t know how I would feel
Seeing all that naked flesh
Stand and sit or kneel
And when they pass the offer plate
I’d think it kind of strange
Seeing all the naked folks
Search for pocket change
It’s all about the message
And the lessons that he teaches
And it is just the naked truth
Pastor Allen Parker preaches
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