Jack Horne Poet List

Paranormal Puzzle

People who claim to have encountered vampires:

a are crazy
b are liars
c 'necks' question please

People who claim to have seen ghosts:

a are confused
b need glasses
c are mediums (or maybe even larges)

People who claim to have seen the Loch Ness monster:

a are dreamers
b work for the Scottish Tourism Board
c need to be 'loched' away

written 28th January for Suzanne's Multiple Choice contest

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Joe Maverick March 28, 2023 at 7:30 AM A good fun one, Jack done..' Jack did it well So praises swell; may Jack the nimble be! Good with verbs; and clever words Enhancing poetry..'

Jim Slaughter March 25, 2023 at 10:27 AM I love these, Jack...especially the "c" lines. I'll bet Suzanne didn't have any trouble "multiple choicing" this entry in her contest.

Suzanne Delaney March 9, 2023 at 9:04 AM Congratulations, Jack….. on your placement in my Contest. Thanks so much for entering. I enjoyed reading the fun humor in your poem. Necks please, SuZ

Sara Kendrick March 8, 2023 at 7:35 AM Back with congratulations on this winning work for the contest. It is a good work and I enjoyed reading it. Thank you for sharing. Sara

Juliet Ligon February 5, 2023 at 9:16 AM I love your sense of humor in the answers. Hopefully this will be a winner.

Harry Horsman February 2, 2023 at 5:34 PM How funny is this, how clever also, Jack, super entry to contest...Harry

Joseph May February 1, 2023 at 7:31 AM Lol, Very funny take on the Contest

Andrea Dietrich January 29, 2023 at 9:25 AM these are so awesome in the humor of the C's, but I happen to at least believe in ghosts. I sure hope I can come up with a poem clever as this one.

Jennifer Proxenos January 28, 2023 at 9:22 AM I Guess I'll go for 'c'. I think you've nailed this contest, a win for sure Jack. Hugs blessings, Jennifer.

Sara Kendrick January 28, 2023 at 7:55 AM Reads like a good contender for the contest to me. Way to go. Which answer would you choose for you? Thanks for sharing and for dropping by my pages. Sara