Paranormal Puzzle

People who claim to have encountered vampires:

a are crazy
b are liars
c 'necks' question please

People who claim to have seen ghosts:

a are confused
b need glasses
c are mediums (or maybe even larges)

People who claim to have seen the Loch Ness monster:

a are dreamers
b work for the Scottish Tourism Board
c need to be 'loched' away

written 28th January for Suzanne's Multiple Choice contest

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Date: 3/28/2023 7:30:00 AM
A good fun one, Jack done..' Jack did it well So praises swell; may Jack the nimble be! Good with verbs; and clever words Enhancing poetry..'
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Date: 3/25/2023 10:27:00 AM
I love these, Jack...especially the "c" lines. I'll bet Suzanne didn't have any trouble "multiple choicing" this entry in her contest.
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Date: 3/9/2023 9:04:00 AM
Congratulations, Jack….. on your placement in my Contest. Thanks so much for entering. I enjoyed reading the fun humor in your poem. Necks please, SuZ
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Date: 3/8/2023 7:35:00 AM
Back with congratulations on this winning work for the contest. It is a good work and I enjoyed reading it. Thank you for sharing. Sara
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Date: 2/5/2023 9:16:00 AM
I love your sense of humor in the answers. Hopefully this will be a winner.
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Date: 2/2/2023 5:34:00 PM
How funny is this, how clever also, Jack, super entry to contest...Harry
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Date: 2/1/2023 7:31:00 AM
Lol, Very funny take on the Contest
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Date: 1/29/2023 9:25:00 AM
these are so awesome in the humor of the C's, but I happen to at least believe in ghosts. I sure hope I can come up with a poem clever as this one.
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Date: 1/28/2023 9:22:00 AM
I Guess I'll go for 'c'. I think you've nailed this contest, a win for sure Jack. Hugs blessings, Jennifer.
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Date: 1/28/2023 7:55:00 AM
Reads like a good contender for the contest to me. Way to go. Which answer would you choose for you? Thanks for sharing and for dropping by my pages. Sara
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