Notes About The Poem

5 August 2026
for the Silent Letters And Oxymorons Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Natasha L Scragg

oxymoron

Oxymoron Counterpoint

.               Near miss <> Hit the shoulder
            The know all <> Knows enough to know better
            Well stacked <> Last in, first out
            Awfully good <> Terribly impressive
            Original copy <> authentic counterfeits
           Wise old fools <> Smarties in clown shoes
            Virtual reality <> Wearing fancy glasses
           Silent scream <> Parenting in public
          Almost exactly <> Near enough, thereabouts
         Some Tax relief <> A very short-lived miracle
         Business ethics <> Hidden in the fine print
         It’s Bittersweet  <> what a lemons dream of
         Alone together  <> The perfect blind date
         Exact estimate  <> Precisely give or take
         Foolish wisdom <> Advice everyone ignores
         An Open secret <> Whisper in megaphone
         Glorious defeat <> Lost magnificently  
         Working holiday <> Emails from the yacht
         Echoing silence <> Needs even bigger ears
         Honest disguise <> Fooled even the mirror
         Same difference <> identical opposites
         Cruel to be kind <> You'll thank me tomorrow
         Odd airline food <> Altitude without attitude
        Controlled chaos <> My filing system
        Negative growth <> Shrinking with confidence
        Social distancing <> Introverts living the dream
        A definite maybe <> Committed to indecision
       Simply so elegant <> But no simpler
       AI's is so infallible <> A million monkeys proofreading
      Invisible footprints <> The smell of shoes
      Beginning finished <> Chapter One
      Alone in the crowd <> A hit in Social media
     Passive aggression <> Weaponized politeness
     Certain uncertainty  <> Absolutely ..Perhaps
    Borrowed originality <> I invented your idea
    Military intelligence  <> Marching the goose step
   Transparent mystery <> Plain as day is night
   Some sweet sorrows <> Chocolate after heartbreak
   Remembered future  <> Tomorrow's nostalgia
   Artificial intelligence  <> Still can't fold the washing
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Kendrick Avatar
September 2, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Congratulations on your winning work in Natasha's contest, a very creative work on your part. Way to go. 👏✍️. Sara K.
Anderson Avatar
September 2, 2026 at 9:26 AM
thanks very much for your placement and your feedback
Scragg Avatar
September 2, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This is such an intelligent and humerous entry. This style gives each example that "pack-a-punch" feel to the humour. 😄 It's brilliant 👏 Thank you for the time and thought you put into all of these examples for the contest. Very much enjoyed! All the best 😉
Anderson Avatar
September 2, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Thanks you so much for your kind words
Dietrich Avatar
August 4, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Controlled chaos is so me. Social distancing was funny. I didn't mind it at all but I found it a big farce. The monkeys so funny too. These are extremely clever. Took a lot of thought. The sponsor sound like these a lot 👍
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