Out of the Octagon

Please don’t fight Someone will get hurt It is not your right Don’t be so darn curt If you do try to fight I will get involved You will surely not like it This thing will be solved So please do remember While in my house And that I make the rules So be meek as a mouse I’ll share all of my tools When you show some respect I hope you don’t mind That I am so direct The guest book is here Make sure it is signed Please go have a beer And stay out of this bind The fight is not here This is where you unwind If it happens it’s over And you will be gone You’ll feel bad allover And know you are done