One of Those Days

This day didn't go as I planned In fact it went wrong from the go While tilling my land with shovel in hand I chopped off the tip of my toe And to make matters even worse I don't want to sound like a cryer But while I was gone, I left the stove on And saw that my house had caught fire Now you might think that I'm lying But this is the god's honest truth As I limped to the well, I tripped and I fell And knocked out my favorite tooth After everything that's transpired There's not that much left I can say It's renowned, what goes up must come down So I think that I'll call it a day