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One Liner X Three

In New York, someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds Poor bastard... must have bled quite a lot Guess what animal can jump higher than a house All animals, houses can't jump, you forgot? How Long is a Chinese name, yes it is, bet you're giggling You see... oh never mind, on to the next wan Always speak well of your enemies, after all, you made em Now isn't that the truth, makes you wanna yawn What happens when you throw a green rock in the red sea Seriously, you don't know... duh, it gets wet Thou shalt not commit adultery unless in the mood Or you'll be as despondent as you can get “Laughing stock”... translated, cattle with a sense of humour Before eating that yummy steak, check out the grin The sex was so good, even the neighbours had a cigarette Bloody good sex, must've made their heads spin Aren't you aware, you're depriving a village of it's idiot Now that was quite selfish, apologize right now What does an old woman have between her breasts That a young woman doesn't... a navel! WOW! How to make your girlfriend scream while having sex Call her and tell her, works every time You obviously can tell when you're really getting old Wet farts and dry dreams, all's in rhyme Adam said to Eve... stand back for safety reasons No telling how big this thing's gonna get Two fat guys in a pub, one says to t'other "Your round!" T'other says "You're certainly keeping step” How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? When she farts, her ankles swell up big Man proudly says to a friend, “My wife's an angel” Friend says, “Mine's still alive... frig!”