One Liner X Three
In New York, someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds
Poor bastard... must have bled quite a lot
Guess what animal can jump higher than a house
All animals, houses can't jump, you forgot?
How Long is a Chinese name, yes it is, bet you're giggling
You see... oh never mind, on to the next wan
Always speak well of your enemies, after all, you made em
Now isn't that the truth, makes you wanna yawn
What happens when you throw a green rock in the red sea
Seriously, you don't know... duh, it gets wet
Thou shalt not commit adultery unless in the mood
Or you'll be as despondent as you can get
“Laughing stock”... translated, cattle with a sense of humour
Before eating that yummy steak, check out the grin
The sex was so good, even the neighbours had a cigarette
Bloody good sex, must've made their heads spin
Aren't you aware, you're depriving a village of it's idiot
Now that was quite selfish, apologize right now
What does an old woman have between her breasts
That a young woman doesn't... a navel! WOW!
How to make your girlfriend scream while having sex
Call her and tell her, works every time
You obviously can tell when you're really getting old
Wet farts and dry dreams, all's in rhyme
Adam said to Eve... stand back for safety reasons
No telling how big this thing's gonna get
Two fat guys in a pub, one says to t'other "Your round!"
T'other says "You're certainly keeping step”
How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose?
When she farts, her ankles swell up big
Man proudly says to a friend, “My wife's an angel”
Friend says, “Mine's still alive... frig!”
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