One Day In Hell

Ever thought how long one day in hell would be? Ill try to break it down, mmmmmm, let me see. Ok, there’s this little worm about three inches long, Feeble little thing not very strong Well the worm would set out on a journey From North America down to the South It is very slow moving as it pulls itself along Just by the top lip of its mouth. In Earth terms, it would take him Ten thousand years three weeks and a day Just to mate with his faithful female for two seconds Then head back the other way In his lifetime, he’ll make the journey Four million times to mate Although he is slow moving He never gets sick and is never late When he returns home from his four millionth journey He dies and has done well This ladies and Gentleman Is equivalent just one day in hell.