On Stage With Jerry Stringer

Who is your favorite family member? Jerry Stringer asks me.
I look around the stage and out in the audience, seeing many expectant faces.
My husband, three daughters, two sons-in-law,
ten grandchildren, spoiled dog and cat.
I am my favorite, I say.
Disappointing no one. 

Someone holds up a sign
To remind me – no fighting, yelling or hair pulling,
no extra five thousand dollars. 
I mean it’s the dog I yell.
The cat hisses and claws my eye out,
the grands jump on stage and begin chasing the dog and the cat.
The audience roars their approval.

“Keep it going!” The next sign says.
“I hate everyone but me!” I yell.
The audience gasps.
The next sign says “You have gone too far. You now owe us $1000.”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Wolf Avatar
April 27, 2021 at 5:54 PM
Edward's correct (below). Then again, Springer was always a stringer. Or whatever... :) gw
Krutsinger Avatar
April 27, 2021 at 9:00 PM
Hahaha
Ibeh Avatar
April 27, 2021 at 10:36 AM
Nice one, Caren:-) I enjoyed it. I believe Jerry's last name is "Springer"
Krutsinger Avatar
April 27, 2021 at 9:00 PM
I did not want to be sued, thus the subterfuge Edward
Hankins Avatar
April 27, 2021 at 7:31 AM
LMAO. Jerry's show is such a hoot...and so trashy!
Ibeh Avatar
April 27, 2021 at 10:46 AM
Interesting facts you may not know: Springer was a former Mayor of Cincinnati, Ohio, a former lawyer who became a judge but traded the bench in favor of a talk show which ended 2/3 years ago, now he's gone back to being a judge hosting a courtroom show("Judge Jerry"). What a career whiplash! lol
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