On Hell of a Journalist

Man, I understand, Many can’t falsehood withstand, The rationale for it confusing, And a precious idea start refusing … But grab, I promise you the calming details; One should know what a thing entails … Please, it’s all about a step moving in exaggeration, To what actually happened, a slight recreation. Claims that the jabbing finger was a pen knife, That luckily couldn’t claim your life: The knife that later attacked you, a dagger, That offered onlookers a classic stagger! For your story I shall pay a willing dollar, Never to adjust a regretting collar. If for information you should press, I belong to the Sensational Press.