Old Gnome Built Home On Dragon

old gnome built his home on the back of a dragon named Pete. that is terrific! Elves and faeries told him, that truly is neat! unless I want to go somewhere he does not want me to go. he keeps me here with his tail, his glare, and his big toe. you are kind of a prisoner in your house, Mr. Gnome? yes, he told them. He keeps me close to his view, right next to my home. what if you want to have a vacation or go on a trip? he shows me his teeth, and he makes my pants rip. how does he do that? asked a young elf named Sir Grim. his disapproval somehow scares the seam right out of them. how long will you live in this kind of strife? I am afraid I am stuck on Pete until the end of my life.