Old Fashioned Crush

I've got an old fashioned crush on you The kind that really turns your balls blue Stray cat slinkin' through the back yard Look at him slinkin', slinkin' hard Seems like he's goin' to see a fine lady cat Seems like he knows right where she's at. I've got an old fashioned crush on you The kind that deftly hews my manhood in two The kind I wrote poems about in high school Yeah, they stunk