Old Bat
The old bat is in the kitchen,
She is buggering shallots,
The cat in the bag is bitchin,
Cos she has the bloody hots,
She aint a getting it not.
Old bat is burning water,
The burnt rice hits the floor,
Old bat wants a daughter,
But hubby isn’t sorta,
If he oughta.
Fowls are in the kitchen,
A pecking at the rice,
Old bat has scruffed the milkman,
Who is not very nice,
But he’s wearing old spice:)
Don Johnson 2-aug-11
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