Oh No Doctor

Oh no doctor I have to disagree Getting hooked on marijuana Had no effect on me. I thought I saw a seesaw A seesaw I thought I saw but the seesaw that I thought I saw I can't see anymore. Sat in that leather chair Waiting for the guy to test my eyes He started drilling my teeth That sure took me by surprise . Oh no doctor I have to disagree Getting hooked on marijuana Had no effect on me. It was then I saw the poster Get your sex here for a change But the surgeon chopped off my todger I thought that a little strange. I admit to muddled thinking Seeing things that are not there But I have an explanation That I'm willing to share. It is not my paranoia Big brother is watching me Governments around the world are engaged in a mind altering conspiracy . Oh no doctor I have to disagree Getting hooked on marijuana Had no effect on me. No No doctor I don't need that jacket so straight Leave those men in white coats Down by the garden gate. Please believe me doctor A junkie I am not Just because I spent my salary On a few joints of pot. Yes I sold my mothers jewellery Stole my fathers car Spent my little brothers pocket money When I raided his penny jar. So oh no doctor I have to disagree Getting hooked on marijuana Had no effect on me .