Oh No Doctor
Oh no doctor
I have to disagree
Getting hooked on marijuana
Had no effect on me.
I thought I saw a seesaw
A seesaw I thought I saw
but the seesaw that I thought I saw
I can't see anymore.
Sat in that leather chair
Waiting for the guy to test my eyes
He started drilling my teeth
That sure took me by surprise .
Oh no doctor
I have to disagree
Getting hooked on marijuana
Had no effect on me.
It was then I saw the poster
Get your sex here for a change
But the surgeon chopped off my todger
I thought that a little strange.
I admit to muddled thinking
Seeing things that are not there
But I have an explanation
That I'm willing to share.
It is not my paranoia
Big brother is watching me
Governments around the world
are engaged in a mind altering conspiracy .
Oh no doctor
I have to disagree
Getting hooked on marijuana
Had no effect on me.
No No doctor
I don't need that jacket so straight
Leave those men in white coats
Down by the garden gate.
Please believe me doctor
A junkie I am not
Just because I spent my salary
On a few joints of pot.
Yes I sold my mothers jewellery
Stole my fathers car
Spent my little brothers pocket money
When I raided his penny jar.
So oh no doctor
I have to disagree
Getting hooked on marijuana
Had no effect on me .
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