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Oh My Gosh It's Almost Easter

Oh my gosh it’s almost Easter Time to get off my fat keister. To buy a dozen eggs, or more Coz now there’s five kids over four. And one of them always cries Painting eggs with stupid dyes. I almost forgot the candy bars; Who needs new brakes for the cars? I don’t have time to talk to you Where are the peeps or poops or pooh? And then I’ll stay up way to late Hiding eggs for Pete Rabbit’s sake. I got to get all this stuff done To make the holiday more fun. But someday I’ll be all done with This crazy Easter Bunny myth. Wait! I’ll save a pile of money By killing off the Easter Bunny. And lay him down in a casket On plastic grass from a basket. 3/9/2013 For Clue Contest

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Date: 3/27/2013 4:17:00 PM
Santa better watch out, he's now on David's hit list to save Awesome write and win! hugs
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Date: 3/24/2013 12:54:00 PM
Mandy congrats David xx
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Date: 3/24/2013 12:44:00 PM
Congratulations David ...Donna
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Date: 3/23/2013 12:42:00 PM
Hello David,, thanks for the smile..., a nice winning poem.... congratulations :-) xox~ PD
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Date: 3/17/2013 12:54:00 AM
hahaha, I don't know what the clue contest is all about, but if it is for humor, you just made the winner list I think!
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Date: 3/13/2013 5:52:00 PM
The easter bunny better run and hide
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Date: 3/13/2013 5:49:00 PM
nice couplet wishes
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Date: 3/13/2013 11:16:00 AM
I like your style, mate. Full of cynical humor. I can really understand where you're coming from with the couplet about being in a great rush to make the holiday fun. It's those moments where everything doesn't turn out right... those moments where the whole family is just together for a split second that make it worth while!
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Date: 3/9/2013 3:12:00 PM
Awwww, you meanie, you!!! Nice one, David. I know PD will love your entry. Best of luck to you, my friend. :)
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