Office Party

Hosting an office party For me and my staff There'll be eats and treats And a couple of laughs There'll be games and prizes And just for the winner Certificates for two For a gourmet dinner The bar will be open So the drinks will be free And for you teetotalers There'll be coffee and tea If you've had one too many And feeling woozy inside Just hop in the limo And we'll give you a ride When the night is over I want to make this clear You don't have to go home But you're not sleeping here