Oddities

Sea Lions are funny creatures I think they are mammals They have flippers for feet Not humps like lots of camels Wouldn't it be funny A funny sort of weird If a walrus had a football And a bunny had a beard It gets even crazier The more I start to think If a monkey smelt like a skunk And a skunk looked like a skink The Zebra gave his stripes away Sold them to a horse If you looked for that Zebra today You'd find him racing around a course I think all the animals In forests or zoos Should stay exactly as they are Not be silly and try to choose Another animal's personality Or indeed their looks It would cause confusion To authors who write books