Not Doing the Dishes

Not Doing The Dishes When you die you become less active Can't play in traffic any more Doing chores is so impossible Forget about dating, bathing, taking out the trash Fear of disease when deceased has passed Talking to strangers no longer matters in oblivion Living is less strenuous when dead Please close the cover on the casket I can't do it; that's for sure If you do death, do it once There is no fun in repetition You can't catch fish with a loaded gun Some one else will have to do the dishes