Not a Crook

I am not a crook just close your eyes, don't look, these others that surround me make all the mistakes that's why I don't give, I only secretly take and if you give me time there is a leader here to find. Fake news to the left of me the base to the right praise me on their bended knees, and all those in between are democratic lie machines those deceitful liars are ghoulish revengeful fiends each tries relentless as they may but I will never ever slip away, hear what I say. That one there, he's a crook and a fraud I speak plain and loud my lack of flaws applaud, some call me a braggart, a Buffon, a president to impeach at noon; check out these others or that one over there lock him up, lock her up, lock them all, let no one be spared. Forget the FBI, the CIA, they haven't got a clue our foreign friends' investigations alone can reveal what's true, and my republican senate friends who do not speak, strive in their diligence to keep me out of reach; I'm above it all, just wait and see, I'm the President untouched standing above the multitudes who give me their blind trust.