Nobody Likes Fruitcake
Nobody Likes Fruitcake
By Elton Camp
Who would want a fruitcake as a gift
It would be far better to receive a fifth
Nobody is going to be at all thrilled
To get something with calories filled
Especially since it is hard and dry
To cut or bite it, you needn’t try
As a doorstop, a fruitcake is okay
So don’t too quickly throw it away
Or you can hit an intruder in the head
So maybe keep it alongside your bed
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