No Tips At That

At the "'Cat in the Hat' where I did dine The waiter came over and I ordered some wine When the waiter returned he started to chat We had a chat at the 'Cat in the Hat' I looked at the menu to see what they had I saw a fish, a fish they called shad I said to the waiter I'll order that I ordered the fish at the 'Cat in the Hat' The waiter came back with my fish on a plate I tasted the fish It tasted great The waiter then asked if I was a democrat He asked me that question At the 'Cat in the Hat' I said to the waiter "What's it to you" I could be a democrat Or a republican too The waiter got no tip He got no tip for that He got no tip at the 'Cat in the Hat'