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No One Yells Hey Hey Hey

Loading up on the holiday bear with gifts and the sleigh Christmas elves said “you have to yell out ‘hey hey hey!’” I thought it was “Snow! Snow! Snow!” the bear stated firmly. His pants were too tight, and his junk was all squirmy. “It is ho ho ho!” a voice said above a long white beard. Now get off my sleigh, or you’ll all be afeared! Santa! They hollered. We thought you had infection today. That is not a big problem, I had medicine every right way. No one is going to be yelling ‘hey hey hey!” on Christmas day!

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Date: 11/13/2022 12:53:00 PM
(chuckling) I can't help it. Santa with an infection???? "Hey, hey, hey!"
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 11/14/2022 1:41:00 AM
Hey! Hey! Hey! It was the way of my mind at this second that day

Book: Shattered Sighs