No One Yells Hey Hey Hey

Loading up on the holiday bear with gifts and the sleigh
Christmas elves said “you have to yell out ‘hey hey hey!’”
I thought it was “Snow! Snow! Snow!” the bear stated firmly.
His pants were too tight, and his junk was all squirmy.
“It is ho ho ho!” a voice said above a long white beard.
Now get off my sleigh, or you’ll all be afeared!
Santa! They hollered. We thought you had infection today.
That is not a big problem, I had medicine every right way.
No one is going to be yelling ‘hey hey hey!” on Christmas day!
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Hankins Avatar
November 13, 2022 at 12:53 PM
(chuckling) I can't help it. Santa with an infection???? "Hey, hey, hey!"
Krutsinger Avatar
November 14, 2022 at 1:41 AM
Hey! Hey! Hey! It was the way of my mind at this second that day
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