No Manners

I just had to stare at him when I saw him eating with his fingers. One-by-one he actually picked up his peas and crammed them into his mouth so fast that he hardly had time to chew. After he completely devoured his peas, he went directly to eating his corn-on-the-cob. I couldn't help but notice how he was making such load noises chomping away and sucking on the cob like it was a caramel coated candy apple.  Butter and little pieces of corn were stuck to his cheeks and almost entirely covered his face. I don't believe this person had any idea of what a napkin was or what it was used for. Afterwards, still without a hand or face clean, he with his bare hands reached and grabbed a slice of the delicious chocolate cake that was served. I couldn't believe how fast he ate it and immediately grabbed another slice before anyone else could get it.  That was the last straw. Finally, I had to speak out and loudly say to him "Are you going to save some for someone else." I think I baffled him because he gave me a look like "Are you kidding me." Without even saying a single word to me, he just shook his head back and forth and picked up his paper plate that had he used for his cake...and completely licked it clean. 

It was the cutest thing I have seen in quite some time. 

~My one-year-old grandson, Jace :)
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Gelok Avatar
January 12, 2022 at 5:31 PM
One year old...who could expect manners? So cute. Having grandchildren myself I too get such pleasure from watching them become little people. Thanks for sharing.
Mcintosh Avatar
January 12, 2022 at 3:35 AM
Love love love this ... so adorable! Love it. God bless you Charlie. Love, Gina
Buhagiar Avatar
January 12, 2022 at 3:04 AM
Enjoyed reading. A bit late but my internet went off line. Some cable defect.
Wolf Avatar
January 11, 2022 at 7:19 PM
Jace is a real ace. Enjoy him, Charlie. Great write! ~ Gershon
Sands Avatar
January 10, 2022 at 10:11 AM
Oh, this is sweet! I enjoyed it very much :)
Roper Avatar
January 9, 2022 at 8:44 AM
I knew you were talking about a child, you did stun me with the corn on the cob... Cute write,,, grandchildren or so much fun to watch besides love on :)
M  Avatar
January 9, 2022 at 8:40 AM
Hi Charlie….so cleverly written and funny! Enjoyed it! Debx
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