No Fanfare For This Common Man

zealotry yawping within un pretentious sporty, quirky, oddly, manly, kooky, impisly, gummy, edgy, dorky, cocky, belly airs to disseminate, a quick literary flourishing brushstroke no on nest to dog lie 'n, tie gears (tigers) boot this chap bears, who copped, dropped, plopped out of college devoid of any careers, and wandered the globe after searching classifieds for reign leaderless deers this buck rogers wannabe could be doe ting, and assist sleigh get off the ground on account of his Dumbo ears, despite abomination, hesitation, and trepidation to push comfort zone and exposure therapy skyward in order to over nervousness about being in high places plus countless other fears, and an extreme intervention measure considered, would be brain transplanat with that of another, whose mental cogs and gears and a canine like audibility acute as a hares means to sprint at light speed if senses being caught in the cross hairs of a gun barrel, whose fate doomed demise almost insnares, yet PETA type person would loathe any jeers if any animal alluded to characterized heading toward harm and in reality, this heir, who favors knitwears with pink frilly (“I HATE BOYS”) panties, would put his measly life on the line, cuz aye believe every creature own right to live, whether they dwell in damn trees or underground lairs, oh..., or kept in stable condition of ca horse hi mean mares a barn strewn with hay during the day to fend off pitch black ominous sounds Equus ferus caballus (Hardy as a mountain Laurel), but quite susceptible to nightmares thus some veteranarians strongly suggest cloth eye elastic lined ocular shades, but please make sure Mister Ed, or his ilk doth newt overhears.