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New Years Revolution

New Years Resolution? Heck no, I don't care Making time to suffer I see no reason there Eat a little less lose the sugar and the salt Eat a good dinner that's what i was taught Try to get some exercise maybe lose some weight Really, I have no problem with my plus size waist Slow down with your drinking it's really not that cool How do I have a real good time if I don't act a fool Stop that crazy driving cut down on the road rage If they don't want to drive they better get out of my way You need to stop smoking it's bad for your health You need to stop talking and worry about yourself

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Date: 1/8/2011 8:55:00 PM
Good sense of humor...we need more poetry like that...read my poem "sanity" I think you'd enjoy it. Take care. Julie Heckman
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Date: 1/3/2011 7:22:00 AM
cute one John, congrats on your win in the contest
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Date: 12/31/2010 7:52:00 PM
Congratulations John on your worthy poem's place. My best to you for 2011. Agape, Moses
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Date: 12/31/2010 5:08:00 PM
Congratulations on your win..Sara
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Date: 12/31/2010 12:07:00 PM
Congratulations on your fine win in Carolyn's Contest! Happy NEw Year! Love, AUdrey
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Date: 12/31/2010 9:25:00 AM
This is great John. Congrats on your win. Well deserved. love Phyl
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Date: 12/31/2010 2:32:00 AM
awesome!.. CONGRATS on the award! huggs, nette
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Date: 12/30/2010 10:06:00 PM
hahaha, I like this one alot. Congratulations!!
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Date: 12/30/2010 11:52:00 AM
congratulations John on your well deserved win.
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Date: 12/30/2010 6:26:00 AM
Congratulations on this well deserved win in the contest of carolyn, john
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Date: 12/30/2010 5:59:00 AM
Congratulations John iii on your win in Carolyn Devonshire's "New Year's Resolutions". contest. Love, Carol
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Date: 12/30/2010 4:34:00 AM
Many congratulations for this well deserved win John. A very happy New year to you and your Family.
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Date: 12/30/2010 2:47:00 AM
Resolutions do seem like a lot of talk, John. Enjoyed your humor! Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 12/28/2010 1:40:00 PM
funny!! My new year's wish is to be kinder.
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Date: 12/27/2010 7:07:00 AM
Good one ..Reads like a winner to me..I hope just a topic and not the things that you do in life..Sara
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Date: 12/23/2010 7:11:00 PM
Surely tis a yummy feast John.. join with us in spirit ... thankxx with luv..
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Date: 12/23/2010 9:37:00 AM
hilarious, john! go with the flow.. an adorable write that will rank well in the contest... giid luck and a blessed holiday to you and yours.. nette
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Date: 12/22/2010 3:55:00 PM
Very funny John; love the humor. Everything you've mentioned is good advice though. Things we should work on to improve our lives and well being as a whole. I look to my New Years resolutions as goals for the upcoming year. Lay
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Date: 12/22/2010 2:25:00 PM
Well, this one made me smile! Talk about carpe diem... Kudos to you John! Live each day like it's your last! This reminds me of one of my favourite poems by McGough, when he says, "Let me die a youngman's death not a free from sin tiptoe in candle wax and waning death not a curtains drawn by angels borne 'what a nice way to go' death" All the best dear John, enjoy that greasy pizza and leave me some.. much love, maya
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Date: 12/22/2010 9:45:00 AM
wow! I love it and I'm very impressed on how you let us have it.. wee on the new years wanna be revolution,,, enjoyed your poem,..definitely a favorite of mine..p.d.
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Date: 12/21/2010 8:54:00 PM
help me
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Date: 12/21/2010 8:58:00 AM
Dear John: Love this one of yours. Thank-you for reading my poem. I'm so ver y glad that you liked it! Janice
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Date: 12/21/2010 8:48:00 AM
thankxx John for your very special words on my poetry luv.. always enjoy your feedback and EG Robinson was one of the best actors around .. my parents luved him and his roles... so appreciate the meaningful comment my friend.. happy holidays to u ..luv..
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Date: 12/20/2010 1:59:00 PM
I like a man with attitude...
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Date: 12/20/2010 11:54:00 AM
Very light and humorous write on the new year's resolution, john
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