Get Your Premium Membership

Never Date An Electric Eel

Have you ever dated an electric eel? You'll never forget the way it feels, If you roll with an eel in the sack, Brace yourself for that electric crack, A hug will make your eyes bug out, A kiss will make you twitch and shout, Visions of eel love will burn in your head, Check your pulse for you might be dead, A date with an electric eel can be so exciting, Like dancing with a bolt of lightning, Sadly our love would never last, But I have to say it was quite a blast. Motto Matters Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Natasha Scragg 09/10/21

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem.

Please Login to post a comment

Date: 10/16/2018 11:25:00 AM
Truly shocking! How could you? Hahaha!
Login to Reply
McGuire Avatar
Timothy McGuire
Date: 10/16/2018 4:43:00 PM
Thank you Jean!
Date: 9/11/2018 9:55:00 AM
Awesome, Timothy. Big thumbs up from both me and my hubby. Line xx
Login to Reply
McGuire Avatar
Timothy McGuire
Date: 9/11/2018 3:04:00 PM
Thank both of you!
Date: 9/11/2018 1:22:00 AM
Haha, this is a 'shocking' verse Timothy. Be fun whist it lasted though all those sparks burning your skin.
Login to Reply
McGuire Avatar
Timothy McGuire
Date: 9/11/2018 3:08:00 PM
LOL! thanks Tom