Never, Always, Sometimes

I never ate a dinosaur, Though I have always felt the call. Sometimes I crave that giant beast Like some wild Neanderthal. I never yet have had false teeth. I should be more thankful, I'm sure, But sometimes at my granny's house Denture humor make us all roar! I never jumped from an airplane. I always found jumpers quite mad! The plane's not falling, pilot good, Sometimes for small blessings be glad! I never told my mom good-bye. I'll always regret that mistake. Won't meet again til some time's passed A future for bygones to make.