Nellie is Miminy Piminy

She is so miminy-piminy she never gets mad Nellie is too persnickety to ever act bad We try to rile her, hoping to make her cry Why? She asks us with concern, why cousin, why? Because you are unflappable, too perfect I say You make the rest of us look like slackers most of the day Can’t you ever be mean, hit someone or sing a sad song? You simply do not fit in with us rascals, you do not belong